If you guys follow us on Twitter, you would have come across the almost daily conversations between us about attractive, male actors, 'cuz that's how we roll. Buzzfeed made an idiotic list a few weeks back and Anna suggested I should make something in response to it and this is it- equally idiotic but more accurate imo.
So the first 20 actors here look infinitely better with some sort of beardy-scruffy-stachey (actual term that exists) thing going on and I have photographic evidence to prove it!
This whole list is because Buzzfeed had the balls to put him in that list. LIKE ARE YOU BLIND, BUZZFEED?! (I realize that Buzzfeed is not an actual person but come on!!)
As awful as Fifty Shades of Grey was, my biggest issue with it was that Chistian Grey was clean-shaven (yeah okay, I have issues. Whatevs). I mean, half of Dornan's sex appeal lies in his beard.
The man who single-handedly/beardedly started my obsession with hot beards. #scruffygod
I find every Ryan Gosling hot- even the one in Lars and the Real Girl or when he's balding in Blue Valentine- but the hottest Gosling is scruffy Gosling,
I don't know how else to describe it but I find his beard romantic. I mean, he's good-looking or whatever clean-shaven but with a beard, it makes me think of being whisked away on a horse
Hardy himself said that he looks cuter with a beard. I would go with hotter/sexier/everythinger but yeah, okay.
He was originally on the other list but no, he looks better with a scruff.
I look at the first one and I go "Awww." I look at the second one and I'm like "DAYUM!"
Classic example #2.
The second one looks like he could be the sexiest man alive. The first one, not so much.
Sexy Frenchman beard.
Yes, all the Chrises are in this list.
He was on the other list too but again, he fits better here.
Michael B. Jordan
I think he looks kinda terrible as Johnny Storm tbh. So much cuter with facial hair.
He just looks like such a child in the first picture.
I realized in the middle of award season how attractive Carell looks with a scruff. Wit and scruff, amirite ladies?
No, I don't really find Ben Affleck hot but the beard hides his stupid butt chin! It makes all the difference in the world.
Ew I feel gross just including him but in spite of myself, I am attracted to the second picture. Ew ew ew!
And now for 5 actors who are equally hot no matter what. Bastards.
He is never not hot.
He was in the first list originally but then I rewatched Black Swan and goddamnit, this man can get it! Also, a bit of Lea Seydoux for additional hotness!
He's easily one of the most beautiful men on this earth, facial hair or no facial hair.
I can't choose.
AND I'm done! Please don't unfollow me because of my shallowness!!